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Captain Cosmic Theme

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The transcript of “Captain Cosmic Theme”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Look! In the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a giant chicken hog! No! It's Captain Cosmic! Captain Cosmic! Faster than a speeding bar train! Captain Cosmic! Able to leap over buildings with amazing ease!

Captain Cosmic! Stronger than the entire 49er football team! Captain Cosmic! A defender of truth from a faraway planet here on Earth to entertain and amazes with fantastic science fiction adventure! Join Captain Cosmic and wonder of a 2T2, his trusty constant companion.

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