Wayne's World (trailer, 1992)

I see a little silhouette of a man Gotta moose, gotta moose We'll do the found dangos Gotta moose and lightning Just outside of Chicago Gotta l-o Gotta l-o Gotta l-o Gotta l-o In the basement of his house It's Queensborough, Queensborough Party time back to bed Broadcast history is a bump to the name

It's Dreamclothes Up! Waaaaaa I want you to find out who these guys are and where they do their shows What is this? Mr. Vanderhocker, this is your audience. Is two chimps on a dam important erasure?

Here I am. Whits the contract for $5,000? Excuse me? No. They're on their way. No way. Way to fake. We still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequin jumpsuit, young girls from white cotton panties, bloated, purple, dead on a toilet face.

To fortune. Contract their nose. I will not bow to any sponsor. Do they ever have a shoe? Ariana, Ariana, Ariana! What do you do? Every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurt her.

I say her. If you blow Chonks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be. Okay. It's way, this is definitely the type of place I'm gonna get when I move out of my parents house.

It's God. I love you, God. If you were a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln. It's a movie. You're not me! Wayne's World. It just might be the greatest emotional picture ever made. Are you mental?

Be miserable as a devil but a sack for me. For me.