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Tang (commercial)

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Shoot a duck and win a jar of natural orange flavor pangs. It's the new improved tang that pays better than ever. Boy, I like instant tang, but I hate the idea of shooting a relative.

Just shoot one little duck duck and get this big jar of tang. Ting! Good boy, Auntie. You missed, but you can't miss with tang. And if you really want tang and it's best, make up a picture poll and cool it off into refrigerator overnight.

Great for breakfast or any face the old time. Mmm. Just gotta win some of that tang. Okay, and duck, whole still. Oh, are you miserable, tang start? Now wait, I was just kidding. Oh, it's a living.

Great tang, gang. It's tang. It's a blast, 100,000...

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