Yellowbeard (trailer)

Only one name makes cutthroats hoist their sails, hide their loot, and hope their noses yellowbeard. Terror of the seas, fighting the scum of the earth for the bold of the realm, in the comedy of the century, the 17th century.

Come on! The case is on for yellow beard's treasure, with Graham Chapman as yellow beard. Kill this stupid old bugger. Oh, don't force her. I can't kill him. He brought me up, just like a father.

Oh, you mean his beatin' kicked in, smashed in the teeth? Yeah. No. He's been kind and gentle. What kind of father is that? Kill him! Sit hands off! Be to boy as moon. Any volunteers just lie down on the ground with your eyes shut.

Oh, Peter Cook as the nooboomer. Oh, yeah? What's this? You may bang your head on the floor until forgiven. What's that? What's that? What's that? Cheech and Chong as the Spaniards. Marty Feldman as the Hatchet Man.

I'm afraid you'd fast my hand. No way forced your nose. Martin Hewitt as Yellowbeard's son. I think I love you. Come on, lad. Let pirate into the dark. Michael Horden as Dr. Gilpin. The brains of the outfit.

Eric Eidel as the secret agent. There's a ship behind you. Good Lord, sir. What? Madeline Carr as Yellowbeard's wife. What? You again? Okay, no. See you for 15 years. What is it this time? James Mason as the captain.

Is there anyone here who does not wish to be me and brooch her magisters maybe? Lisa! And John Cleese as the queen's eye. He's blind you stupid son! I may be blind, but I have a cute earring.