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Semi-Tough (trailer, 1977)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1977 · 2 min · 314 words

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This here's a movie about the second most important thing in the world football and Also about the first most important thing it's called semi-tough You don't come near me till you brush your teeth it stars Bert Reynolds as Billy Clyde bucket a running bag who lives for just two things One of them is football you don't give up to you. How are you in like me Chris Christofferson is shake tiller a

A wide receiver with great hands and beautiful moves. The pattern! Jill Clayberg is Barbara Jane Bookman. Her daddy owns the team and she plays with them. Don't look right, my daughter lived with two of my players.

I'm not sleeping with him, Dad. That's what I mean. Ain't normal. Now, they're all playing together in semi-tough. Okay, guys. Okay. You got me. The story of two guys, a girl and a football. and all the wonderful people they meet on the way to the Super Bowl.

DJ, you pull that girl back here, we got a big game Sunday. They're spiritual advisors. Why can't we go to the bathroom if we have to? Because you can't. The man who inspired them. Time was, this country was pure.

Who was people you could look up to? The Barney, the Garthor, Jay Edgar Hoover, and the women who admired them. How could we have so much fun, not in the event together? It's all about passes, but not the kind you throw.

It's all about scoring, but not on the field. Are you thinking? I'll say mine. It's all about the world's greatest game. And it sure ain't football. Leave on the underwear. Semi-tough, starring Bert Reynolds, Chris Kristoperson, Tim Clayberg, and Robert Preston as big as the different jokes and different folks.

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