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Five on the Black Hand Side
Short · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1973 · 103 words
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My wild, the vampire. Does it ever feel like everyone's got more going than you do? That everyone is smart. Say you're an almighty kid. Yes I am. You're a pretty stupid comedian. Thank you. You say the best year in town just ran off with your girlfriend?
Even your younger brother does better than you do? And that nobody even cares? That's for a couple of people. Oh, that's nice. Well, you might be right. Oh! But remember one thing. I haven't even been to New York City.
Nobody was ever... Better on than. The truth is I could out-ski you any-
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