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Dirty O'Neil (trailer)

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Some women make offers a cop can't refuse. You know my room at the hotel? You bring your new book because we can break some of the laws. Take your clothes off. You want some action?

You're just trying to talk with your dad. They want a public servant who serves, and serves, and serves. It's the story of dirty o'neill, the love life of a cop. When the natives get restless, every cop has his problems.

Sometimes they're fun. The same. Sometimes they're weird. Winnie, I'm a police officer.

Sometimes they're ugly. But sometimes the biggest problems are the prettiest. Follow you and we'll get you sooner or later. So you might as well give in right now.

Take off your gun coach. Dirty O'Neill. The cleanest.

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