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Convoy (trailer, 1978)

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Got a breaker one nine, this here's a rubber duck. You've got a copy on me big fin, come on. Boy, you got ten four big fin for sure, for sure. Mike Gully, it's clean, clear to flag down, come on.

He has a big fin for their big fin. Yeah, we definitely got the front door good, but he wears six, six alive, looks like we've got a second, boy. There's a dark in the moon, on the sixth of June, and a Kenworth pulling logs.

Cabo repeat with a reefer on and a Jimmy Holland hogs. We is heading for bear on I-1-0 by the mile out of Shiggy Town. I says, pig pen, this here's a rubber duck and I'm about to put the hammer down.

By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks and all, But these are root block up on the clover leaf, and them bears is walled wall. He had them smoke as thick as bugs on the bumper. They even had a bear in the air.

I says, calling on trucks this year is the deal. We about to go and hunt and bear. Ah! Fucking sled on rails. We tore up all of our swindle sheets and left the suns game.

By the time we hit that shy town, them bears were getting smart. They brought up some reinforcements. From the Illinois National Guard, They're armored cars, tanks, jeeps, rigs of every size. Adam Chicken Coops was full of bears and choppers filled with skies.

Well we shot the line we went for broke with a thousand screaming trucks, and 11 long-haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro buzz. They remember not to stop us, but they have to have more trouble.

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