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Kool-Aid (commercial, 1960s)

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Poulade. Please sweeten Koolade. Sweetened with our sugar. Yep, they're sugar at the end. Please sweeten Koolade, Doc. But whoever heard of a Wabbit on a Koolade package? It's true, Doc. If it's true, I'll buy every package and twink every drop.

Eh, what's up, Doc? I got any please sweeten Koolade with a... Wabbit on it. Look behind you, Doc. It's true. And you're gonna drink every drop, remember? Please wait and cool wait is really easy to make.

There's no sugar to add. Tastes too wiffic too. But why is your picture wanted, Wabbit? Because you make this new coolie, quick is a bunny. A Bugs Bunny, that is. So now there are two kinds.

Famous regular coolade and try new pretty sweet and coolade. With me, Bugs Bunny on the package. It's already s-

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