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The Scaremaker (trailer)

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Scare is defined as something sudden, ugly and terrifying. Fright is the result of being scared out of your mind. Meet the Scaremaker. The scavenger hunt was the biggest college weekend of the year, an event that would lead from parties to graveyards.

It was just another way to kill time. Who is it? I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it. Benson! I'm Teddy Radcliffe, Captain of the Basketball Team. Hi, I'm Don Fornson.

And I couldn't care less. Then one night they took old Dickie out into the woods. Dickie came back. Mine just kind of stayed out. Who is it? How are ya? But something terrible happened. A dead man came home.

Jared and McBae, who the hell is this? Dickey, cabin, are you bastard? You're locked away. The scaremaker will take you places you've never been.

Janie? You will watch the life run out of you. Janie, I know I want to go over right now. I don't want to be here. I don't want to be here. His corpse is sickening cold.

It's too late when your heart races and pounds, and you feel your blood rushing through your veins. Never has terra been so real until you've met. The scare.

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