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Mark of the Devil (radio spot)

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Mark of the Devil, the desecration of human mammals less than 300 years ago. In your face, you need to tell us the truth. Come back, come back, as you will give you witchcraft. Tortures pitting human appendages against the strength of cold, brutal steel.

The rack, the claw, the tongs, devices that made death a welcomed pleasure. Every torture device authentic, actually used at one time. Mark of the Devil, positively the most horrifying film ever made, guaranteed to upset your stomach.

This city is now being flooded with stomach distress bags. No one will be allowed in the theater auditorium without these free bags, also available at the theater box office. Mark of the Devil, all ages admitted. Parental guidance suggested.

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