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Birds Eye Cool Whip (commercial, 1967)

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Hey, Sergeant, you want some of this new cool whip topping? Later, Pile. I'm getting in shape in case I cool whip contest when as a girl. Anybody can want to trip to Hollywood and a guest appearance on the show.

With us? Yeah. What a prize. Just send your name and address and the side label. Alright, the word's cool whip on a piece of paper. Get full details at your grossest freezer. Over a thousand other prizes, too.

Cool whip. Mmm.

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