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Piranha (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 2010 · 2 min · 200 words

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Mmm. Who is special? Which night do you love me? What do we need? Tim Perry. Moving with help. I'm sure I'm not interrupting anything. Yeah! I need a forklift. Holy cow! There's two of you in there?

Well, June 1986. It's Maori Wowie. Well, we're gonna smoke dope from the last century. Who are you? I'm Annie. Well, Annie, what are you doing in my boyfriend's apartment? You in a man. All right.

All right, Amy, are you... I'm coming. Do you work out? Never. I was born like this. And the prom? What is he in the prom for? No! I don't want to know that either. Shadows, probes, the hidden mysteries of Collins House.

Be sure to validate Untelegation's first continuing cistern strummer. Take 32. No more. Yes friends, you can be part of a modern ecological miracle. Eight curves and acres of reclaimed land nestled in a scenic mountain valley.

Side of the newly formed Lost River Lake. You'll find swimming sailing starkly. There's something strange in the water at Lost River Lake. Something you can't see. something you can't feel until it's too late. Started in a Texas pond.

Where is there something in here?

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