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Josie's Castle (trailer, 1972)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1972 · 1 min · 207 words

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Well... Hi, Josie. In Josie's castle, the girl lives with the boys she loves, and they get into big trouble. Oh, go ahead and shoot your shit out of the can! Josie's castle is also a very modern, very unconventional love story.

Aren't you being a little hasty? I'm too stoned to bother with the usual bedroom niceties. I'm not used to it being so casual. Casual? I'm used to the guy helping the girl off of their clothes.

At least the first time. Didn't your mother ever teach you how to impress? All the class. Sure. There's nothing nice. There's been a well-satisfied teacher. You are a classic underachieval, Lyned. A drifter and a dreamer.

But I never expected to find you here. It's very in these days, Mother. It's very in these days, Mother. Senator's son, business man's daughters, the nicest people are going to jail. There, bomb, busted, and, balling it up in Josie's Castle.

Great name! What? Everything is beautiful, and every night's a ball in Josie's Castle. Josie's Castle, an exciting film where everyone gets it on. Bring it on, no one under seventeen admitted without a parent. So bring them down to the weather.

There was a little girl named Cap.

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