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Pitches & Promos 6

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Boys and girls, I want every one of you to have and to wear an official secret squadron emblem, like this one I always wear. It's very important for all members to be able to recognize each other in case of emergency.

For example, when you get in a jam like this, one of the bigger boys in the neighborhood starts picking on you, another secret squadron member can step in. Then watch that bully hit the road.

Now, here's how to get your secret squadron emblem free. Go to your food store and get delicious chocolate flavored oval team. Here it is. Attached right to the top of the chocolate flavored oval team jar is your free official secret squadron emblem.

You can wear it on your shirt front or you can change it. Put it on your sleeve or your hat or your bike. Better still, get several emblems, so you'll never be without one. So today, get delicious chocolate flavored oval tea.

Remember, at the top of each jar, you'll find an official emblem. There's no extra cost, not one penny. Be the first in your neighborhood to wear your secret squadron emblem. But hurry, the supply is limited.

When these emblems are gone, there'll be no more. So get your secret squadron emblems with chocolate flavored oval-teen today. Your stations, vehicle in direct path of meteor storm. Stay tuned for some exciting scenes from next week's show.

Please identify yourselves. Next week, Dr. Smith turns the Jupiter Spacecraft into a hotel resort only to find that vacationing aliens, threaten his entire enterprise. But remember, let your motto be. Now the feelings. What do I get is my prize?

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