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Shlock! (radio spot)
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Daddy, what's a schlock? Well, son of schlock as a beast from 20 million years ago. Who eats nothing but bananas, milk, chocolate, cake, and ice cream. Is schlock strong? The strength of a hundred full-grown gorillas.
Pretty strong, eh? Yeah, but the heart of a puppy. Can we go to see the schlock? Can we go to the zoo, huh? Schlock is not the zoo. Where is he? Only in the theater.
It's a movie! Schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock, schlock! Schlock! White-screen color rated PG.
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