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The Corpse Grinders (trailer)

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For sure, henceforth. Screaming savage blood death. No money, no meat.

Sure, Caleb. You'll get everything that's coming to you. Don't ever try and cheat me, Landau. The cops might be interested in knowing what you're doing with them bodies. What kind of a secret dead? What are you nuts? That's a corpse! Now get going!

Well, the sample wasn't really large enough to be definitive, but, uh... Yeah, it could be human. You know, somehow this is tied into it. Wish I knew what was on the other side of this door.

More spine-tingling thrills, more bone-crushing term than you have ever seen before. Now, in the Kirk's Criders, never been suspense like this, because there's never been anything like the Kirk's Criders. But I know the answer isn't that pet food factory. And I'm going down there.

Run with this blood, curdly horror, cute squintons.

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