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Rainbow Bridge (commercial)

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Our sole finance corporation officers are listed in your telephone box. Power elite wants you to know what you can do. You think they want to- There's been easy rider, which showed how people in pickup trucks related to the hippest people.

There's been Woodstock, which showed the traffic jam which surrounded the backstage area within which the hippest people did what they did. And now, Rainbow Bridge, the ultimate American destination. Welcome, Cosmic brothers and sisters to the Rainbow Bridge, Laboratory Color Southeast Earth.

The film shows what the hippos people actually did in the rap, the hippos, quote, unquote. Hey, just a bit. New York's Village Voice. Where are you coming from? Filmed on Maui, Hawaii, with Jimmy and Bixen's last American concert.

Uncoverable land by the new rising sun. The film, the ultimate American destination. Rainbow Bridge. Now showing in a Rainbow Showcase Theater near you, it's from Transview Films rated R under 17, not admitted without parent.

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