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It's Only Money (trailer)

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You must help me. Helped you what? I'm desperate. I'm not a private investigator. You want Pete Flint. You're not Pete Flint?

No, but I could fix your TV, Seth. Sex maniac. It's the last explosion of the year, with Jerry trying to make like Sam Spade and Mike Hammer. Get away from me, wind! It's only windy, Mr. Flint.

See Jerry and his screaming vest, Humbling, bumbling and stumbling on a wild adventure that starts with a fishy escapade on a Malibu pier. And takes off on a stormy night with dead bodies at his feet and beautiful blondes in his arms.

What happened to the lips? You started off with a thing. You have a message for me delivered and get out of here. You know what fellas did throw up the in breakers net?

Oh hell, hell, hell, he pushed me!

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