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My Old Man's Place (trailer)

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The young men return home. And home will never be the same. Why? Because one of them is Glory Boy. We all came for something. We got it. And where you going, Glory Boy? What's your plan to do?

We know. Sergeant Martin Flood. Next private Jimmy Cogram. Happy to meet you, Mr. Bell. You've been a hell and back. It wasn't that bend. Glory boy. Sergeant, I said no. A man without mercy. At there, Sergeant.

Blood. Have a good time, Sergeant. Yeah. Go straight to church and pray. Soccer, punch and army, buddy. They wouldn't cross the road to help a sick dog. Nobody's safe when he's around. Not the young lovers.

Nothing like a woman's touch. The old soldier. Hell, I was a lieutenant. Glory, boy. His love is hate. His passion is violence. Animals! Dynamiting fish! Only way to fish! Well, you better stay in the Army, buddy.

You ain't happy unless you got the... Some guy to beat up on or some broiler. You just better stay in the Army, Coyote. It takes time to get civilized, Mr. Bo. I go a day at a time.

No dreams. He eats sleep and die. He must think I'm super mad. Why? We all came for something. We got it.

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