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Reptisaurus (trailer)

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How are you guys doing here? We're shipwrecked. There's a giant lizard flying around this island. You saw it with your own eyes, you saw the size of it. What the hell are we going to do?

The experiment is to be destroyed at all costs. No! We got it! You expect us to take orders from you. If you want to live. We need to figure a way to get the hell out of here.

Big deal! Those civilians are collateral damage. Do I know? Do you see the monster we created? AHHH! Little hungry, yeah. Lock and load! As-g-

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