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Night Train to Terror (trailer, 1985)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 1 min · 139 words

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Join us as a rock and roll band gives its final performance. What can I do for you, Mr. Satan? For our ill-fated travelers chosen to endure a terrifying journey into the darkest regions of the human soul, as the forces of good and evil engage in the final conflict.

I'll open the gates of hell! Master! And his name is Satan! At stake the faint of all humans. Time to challenge me. Your guide is a powerful, relentless, unspeakable force. A power born in the darkest corner of hell.

You may try to run. You may try to scream. Either way, you've bought a one-way ticket to the outer reaches of horror. Join John Philip Law and Cameron Mitchell on this deadly excursion beyond the reaches of sanity.

Night train to terror. Climb aboard. Your destination is hell.

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