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I Married a Monster from Outer Space

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1958 · 1 min · 129 words

The transcript of “I Married a Monster from Outer Space”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1958. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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A beautiful innocent girl on her honeymoon. Her passionate dreams of perfect romance turned into a living nightmare. For this sweetheart she married, the man she had loved, was merely the hollow shell for the invaders from outer space.

Bill. Who would believe her? Who could help her through the flesh-crawling terror of this unearthly marriage when anyone she turned to could be one of them? Could she touch the body of this masquerading alien who wanted to learn the secrets of human love?

Your race has no women. It can't have children. It will die out. Eventually we'll have children with you. What kind of children? All kind. Was it true? Could space monsters mate with Earth women? See the startling answer in the shocker of them all.

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