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Andersen Soup (commercial, 1957)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1957 · 169 words

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Seventeen, not permitted, without a pen, a permission from your ward. Robert P.Soup Anderson, and here with me are the non-identical twins, Happy and P.E. Hi, I'm St. Stan, and I'm very glad. The gentleman here are going to demonstrate how we split these for our soup, rather than crush them and lose the play.

The pingsee. Notice the intricate machine raising. The pingsee, the pingsee, the shorter. And I thought so, that one was a dud. I try to not imagine the magic picture of everything. I don't like some soup manufacturers. We're not much interested in how many cans we can crank out every minute.

But more and how good our soup is. In fact, when my friends say to me, Robert P. soup Anderson, how come no one else could you can soup with real delicious homemade flavor? I tell them it's because of an extra ingredient in every can.

And that ingredient is fine. It's in my delicious split pea, beef burger, cream of chicken,

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