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No Contest (trailer)

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The world's most beautiful women. Who will be the new Miss Galaxy? It's time to find out. The underworld's most violent killers. Sorry, guys, you need a pageant pass to get backstage. In the beauty pageant, where things are about to turn ugly.

Who is that? Something's going very wrong here. My colleagues and I will now retire to the penthouse, where I will make clear my demands. It's a case of innocent hostages wired for death. Each of these devices contains an explosive charge.

If any of you leave the range of the other respects. In the luxury high-rise hotel transformed into a towering high-tech hell. Here we go, brothers! Tell his mind. Explosives have been linked to the intruder alarm system.

Ten million dollars in diamonds will be delivered to this building, or a new Miss Galaxy will be elected by process of elimination. Now the terrorists have run into the one thing they didn't count on.

A lady who knows that a woman's place is in your face. Run the thread over the edge of the band, down between the band and your wrist. Shh, Shambal got away. Deactivate the wristbands now.

It's a place where there is no mercy. No surrender. Find a safe place and hold up. and no escape. The police all over the building, it's over. It's far from over, Sharon. Starring Robert Dovey of Die Hard, Andrew Dies Clay of the Adventures of Ford Fairlane, and Playmate of the Year, Shannon Tweed,

like you've never seen her before. No contest.

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