How To Score With Girls (trailer, 1976)

Dogs. I want a couple of dikeries. I think you two would make a lovely couple. It's got moments of sheer terror. And it's sort of heartwarming and wonderful, too. Yes, it's the first comedy in ten years that's chucked full of sweetness and light.

Mike? Same oven and lots of love and tenderness. You're my little. Hey, I'm a woman too. Who? That's the thing, this is pretty to say. Yes, it's Cry Your Purple Heart Out. The new and wildly wacky comedy dedicated to all the daring young men who fight the battle of the sexes in the Big Apple.

Just wait till you see these three hilariously horny G.I. swing into action. They're ready, they're willing, and God knows they're able. They'll do anything to score with the chicks. Absolutely anything. You name it, they'll lie for it.

What are you talking about? In the dark, man, she couldn't tell us apart. Oh, come on. You're a bitch. Am I? I'm busy. They'll cheat for it. They'll steal for it. And if none of those work, they'll even break down and pay for it.

You gotta be kidding. Arne. He's got some hell of a nerve. He knows I don't go out for less than 50. Oh, you poor kid. Just wait till you see our three hot and horny guys trying to make it with the chicks.

Sometimes they do. And sometimes they don't. I knew our prayers would be answered. You look as certain things. Chronologically? Or we're almost 17. Yes, Steve, Harry and Greg have gone through thick and thin together.

But in the battle of the sexes, they cheat their buddies for a nickel and give them two cents change. Oh, my God. No. I'm gonna take the bus. You've got a nice bus. So if you want to have a really hilarious evening, see the new wild and wacky comedy, Fry Your Purple Hardout.