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Surfing Soft Drink (commercial)

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The biggest waves in the world hit a 10-mile stretch of beach on the north shore of Oahu. There's high as a two-story building. In the curl you can hit speeds of 30 miles an hour.

But what makes it exciting is knowing what happens if you get wiped out. Back on shore they're really stoked about your ride and they understand what you've been through. So they bring you a Coke.

Man does that taste beautiful. Coca-Cola is the most popular drink in the islands because of how it tastes when you come in from the waves. Someone's always making waves in this world. Maybe that's why Coca-Cola is this world's most popular drink.

It has the taste you never get tired of, and it makes things go a little bit better.

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