Christmas Seals (PSA, 1952)

Just a matter of what's the idea to drive a tour of police games? And look, what is this, a gang? Now what's the idea? Come on, let her. I'm a studio policeman. Oh, stop, what's the gang?

I need some extra money. For what? What do you need money? I need plenty of money, Abbott. I need plenty of money, so I can go out and buy some more Christmas seals. But Lou, we buy an awful lot of Christmas seals.

I know we buy plenty of Christmas seals every year, Abbott. I know that. We're not still buying enough. I found out half a million people that still have T.B. The Burke y'lose. You bet your life. They need plenty of money. Plenty of money for these scientists for their research. Plenty of money so they can go out and take plenty

of chess x-rays. Mr. Abbott, Mr. Costello, I've known you two fellows for some years. And that's the first sensible thing I've ever heard you say. Abbott, how long you had to be chauffeured? Oh, he's been with me quite a while. You know, he's raising funds to buy these Christmas seals too. He is? Oh, he's very interested in them.

them. Tell them, Giles. Hey. Sure, I'm raising funds to buy more Christmas seals. Don't you forget Christmas seals pay for education and they help pay for important services for patients. We've all got to fight tuberculosis. Ladies and gentlemen, won't you please, please send in your Christmas seal right away soon by plenty of Christmas seals