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The Big Bird Cage (trailer)

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I'm a PRAGE at brutal world of men who are only half men Don't play coy with me too, so you don't have anything I've been interested in anyway And women who are more than all women I told you I was gonna cut it off, try to pull that shit on me Be the girls of the Big Bird Cage and

Slaved to every cruel women desire of a ruthless madman Now where is Jungle? Don't you think I tell you before I let this fat pansy slap me around? Abused by savage degenerates. Ravaged by vicious dogs. Punished by the terrible machine that maims tender bodies.

And cripples innocent young minds. Damn it! She has no right not to tell her. She's the only one around here that ever gets any and she won't even tell us about it. Tonight the one thing which would make their life bearable They're overheated passions first fourth in a wild rampage of vengeance and destruction

The Big Bird Cage Starring Pam Greer, Anita Ford, Candace Roman, Ted Abrocci, Carol Speed, Karen McAvick, and Sid Hay Where do you want to be buried, Niga? And it's Miss Niga to you.

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