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K-tel Bonsia Blade (commercial)
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To abuse this blade, we cut through a metal screw, yet it still slices tomatoes wafer thin. The knife or life never need sharpening. The bonsai blade carves roast beef so fast, so easy, like a professional chef.
Disjoint and cut through chicken bones with the greatest of ease. Watch the bonsai blade cut through frozen food. Amazing! With the bonsai blade, you can dice celery and carrots faster than electric machines. Tread cabbage for coleslaw, so fast, so fine.
Bonsai blade made from surgical stainless steel, laser edged, hollow ground, precision honed. We'll also include the bonsai carver, carves ham so easy, like magic. Fresh bread is almost impossible to slice, the bonsai blade glides through fresh bread with no effort, and there is more.
We'll include six bonsai steak knives, cut steak like a hot knife through butter, and there is still more. You also get this utility knife and the paring knife. You get Bonsai Blade, 25 year warranty, Bonsai Carver, set of six steak knives, utility and paring knife, everything for 1999.
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