Funny Bad Radio Commercial

There's something wrong with this spot. I want you to tell me what you think is wrong with it, okay? I'm home! Oh, hello Donald, my 33-year-old tall and skinny husband who I met in high school and married because of a pregnancy scare?

Hello my wife Felicia, who lives with me in our house in Portland. Donald, you're too tall and skinny for the clothes you're wearing. How tall and skinny am I Felicia? Well, if you stood sideways and stuck out your tongue, you'd look like a zipper.

I think I need new clothes, Felicia. Say, why don't we go to Frank's big and tall men shop conveniently located on the corner of Third and Elm in downtown Portland, across from the Dairy Queen, but don't use their parking lot.

Say, let's call their easy-to-remember phone number, 1-800-BIGFRNK, and find out their convenient hours. Okay, I'll pick up the phone. Now you're dialing 1-800-BIG FRNK. What's that number again? 1-800-BIG FRNK. Now it's ringing.

This is Frank Spig and Tallman shop at 1-800-BIG FRNK. I am busy waiting on a customer as they always do, offering personal expert and friendly service. I have a tall and skinny husband called Donald who needs new clothes.

Wow, this is the right place to shop because we made our doors extra wide so he won't hurt his hips and extra tall so he won't bump his head. Great! My husband and I will be right over. Good, but don't park in the Dairy Queen.

Frank's big and tall man shop is located on the corner of Third and Elmer downtown Portland across from the Dairy Queen. Don't use their lot. Convenient hours, Monday, 10 to 7, Tuesday, and Wednesday, 9 to 6, Friday, open half days, Thursday, 9 to 9, and weekends the same.