Ghostbusters (radio spot, 1984)

Ghostbuster Dan Aykroyd here with an important message for all. Got termites, call an exterminator. Got ghosts, call ghostbusters. From teeny paranormal pixies to gargantuan operations. We'll get that ghost to take a hike. We use only the very latest in subatomic neutrona wands operated by highly trained professionals who are prompt, fast and courteous.

Safe even for small children and pets. We own and operate our own Ectomaviolan, call 24 hours a day including holidays. And if you call right now, we'll include in our basic home service, a free poltergeist inspection of your car truck camperar off-road vehicle.

But wait, that's not all. We'll also include our leather-ed-bound pamphlet of duet-yourself exorcisms, as well as a lovely full-color Ghostbusters inspection certificate suitable for framing. But there's more. You'll also receive a souvenir sample of your spirit's actoplasmic residue encased in genuine polypropylene.

Come and watch us work in Ghostbusters, the supernatural comedy at movie theaters everywhere. Rated PG, parental guidance suggested. If we don't get the ghost, you don't get the bill. Ghostbusters, they're here to save the world.