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But we wanted you to know what to expect. It's Halloween! Ding, ding, ding, ding. Your doorbell rings, of course, of small, really weird voices yell, trick or treat. Will you then turn the tables on your young visitors and offer them your own version of trick or treat?

Will you get them teeth damaging cookies? Can be another sugary offerings, a trick? Or the healthy treats of nuts? Fruit or popcorn maybe? This is Frank Zappa for the American Dental Association for more good snack ideas, write the American Dental Association Chicago 60611.

Hey, you know my favorite guy from the East Coast, the undead ghoul, the cool ghoul they called him Zachary. Zachary. That his name, you didn't know how to spell it because you had to change the tag.

You know what? Okay. She misspelled Zachary on the tag. Okay. I can show. When she does that, you email her and say look. Look, okay. I spelled it the way the Rob Zombie spelled it on his CD sleeve for Halloween Hootnanny.

He spelled it Z-A-C-H-E-R-L-E. And everybody's telling me that's wrong. And we looked at the Zacharly website and it is wrong. Rob Zombie spelled it wrong. He misspelled Zacharly. Well, Rob Zombie was there. You know.

I was only following his lead. Well, so he made the Devil's Rejection. He can't spell either. Besides that, okay, Zacharly, which is spelled. Z-A-C-H-E-R-L-E-Y. Yeah. Okay. Okay, but he did a lot of records. You know he's got a new CD coming out. I don't have the name in front of me He's got a very brand new CD coming out really yeah, and we need to get a copy of that

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