Cry Uncle! (trailer, 1971)

Hall of Fame. Lee Hessel presents Cry Uncle, a new film by John G. Avelson. Come on out. I'm actress, man. Somewhere on New York City's waterfront, private investigator Jacob Masters is about to take on the most bizarre murder case of his career, a case that will test the limits of his stamina.

Say. Come with me. Oh, you mother would love that. resourcefulness, and it moves, and blows it off. and endurance. You even tell me where I'm going, huh? I'm not going to stop until I get to the bottom of this.

All right, I'm going to go to an exciting life, you lead. Hi, uncle. The outrageous adults-only comedy from the creator of Joe. Jake Masters, lover, poet, athlete, and private investigator who came in from New Jersey to make every wrong door and fugitive from justice, cry on.

Night's work. I'm used to something really firm in a bed. Well, I got a mattress that vibrates. I bet it does. You don't mind if I take a shower now, do you? Oh, no, no.

Of course not. I often take one of my sub-friends. You in? I'm in. I just saw this naked chick. Grab this guy by shlong. Please balance me. I sold rice to the beer tongue. I'm now ready to take my medicine.

Oh, let's kill him. Yeah, what about the f***? An outrageous put on for those who think under 30. Actually, I mean this guy. Barry Cork is my husband. You never told me you were married?

There was never any love there. I'll tell you, I don't know nothing! You! This is a rotten, dangerous stinking profession. You like it too much. You enjoy it. That scares me, Cora. I can't help but if you're a chicken.