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Police Academy (trailer, 1984)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1984 · 2 min · 197 words
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The city was full of it. Hey! 3TV! Desperate measures were needed. Watch it and go to the police. The police is having such a dangerous place! Honey, don't worry! Desperate measures were taken. I'm joining the police force!
The mayor says we have to take this river off. I'm trapped here? Oh yes. We're all out. What about guns? When do we get guns? You will be scooted in firearms. Police procedures know from laws...
...many, many other things. I... ...speed... ...try-be... ...just... ...self. You volunteer. That's me! I love you! I love you! Police... ...academy. Where did you get this gun?
Mom gave it to me. Mr. Fia, what are you at, darling? There, leave. Radio body I can turn it down I'm seeing each and every one of them striving to defend You make me sick!
Thank you sir, I make everybody sick I see the thighs Or up end Come on, come on, I've got all day the thighs Now that they're ready for the real world Is no longer a number one problem They are And you get my kiddie cat out of the tree.
No problem, ma'am. I'll cat on it.
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