The Great Smokey Roadblock (trailer, 1977)

They called him Elegant John and he was one heck of a trucker. Like all truckers he had a dream. I worked all my life. I didn't know the process was done. All I wanted to do was make one last row.

One last. We had big run, drag a load all the way across the corner. And Elegant John was going to make that dream come true, even if it meant breaking through. The great, smoky roadblock in a stolen truck filled with ladies of dubious background and doubtful reputation.

Elegant John set out on the wildest cross-country trailer truck chase in the history of the American Highway. Two more states and we are home free. Sometimes there was a little detour. But there's more than one way to skin up awesome.

Leave me alone, I'm married. You're open, get me. If you know what I mean, the great, smoky roadblock, stars, Henry Fonda. Back out, boy. You get in my way again, I'll kill you. You hear me?

I lean Brennan. You will never take us alive. Let's smoke in marijuana! We'll make you crazy! John Bonner has crazy Bobby-Overs, easy bobby hours, dub tailing, and Dana House as a last name. Fasten your seat belts, turn on that CD, and get ready for the death to plan ride of a lifetime.

Get ready for the ride that would forever abolish the great smokey roadblock. It's the fanciest truck you've ever seen.