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Corpse Grinders (trailer)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1971 · 1 min · 162 words

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A new dimension in shock like spending a night in the grave. Three of the most macabre experiences ever put on film. Witness the bone-clushing terror in... The Corpse Cryders! Plus, Sinister and terrifying, The Undertaker and his pals.

Fiendish and Petrify, the Embalmer. Due to the highly intense and sinister nature of this program, the producers insist that every person in attendance personally sign a certificate of assurance. before being admitted into the theater, certifying each patron of sound, mind, and body, and that in the event of a coronary, insanity, or death suffered due to the program,

the producers or theater cannot be held liable in any way. Certificates will be handed out for your signing prior to ticket purchase at the box office by special, uniformed attendants. A nurse is in attendance at the theater, providing free blood pressure tests to anyone requesting such. The Corps Scrinders!

Undertaker and his pals and the embalmer the shock of your life.

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