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1980 Film Trailer Compilation

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1980 · 126 min · 12,099 words

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Stand by for the most extraordinary chain of events ever swept up into high adventure. Hey Larry, where's the forklift? Forklift? Just over there with a bag of water. Airplane. Airplane is drama. This is Dr. Brody at the Mayo Clinic.

There's a passenger on your Chicago Flight 209, or a little girl named Lisa Davis, unrooped to Minneapolis. She's scheduled for a heart transplant. I want you to make sure that she's kept in a reclined position and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV.

Airplane is action. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"] Airplane is romance. I love you, Elaine. I love you. Airplane is music. There is only one river. There is only one sea. Airplane is dancing.

Never has the spool been so big. You ever been in a cockpit before? No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before. Peter Graves. You ever seen a grown man naked? Kareem Abdul Jabar.

My name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot. Leslie Nielsen. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. A hospital? What does it say? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Lloyd Bridges. Johnny, what do you think I got of this? This? Well, I can make a cap. What a brooch. A pterodactyl could be found. Robert Stack. Alright, Steve, let's face a few facts. And we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.

Julie Haggerty. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? Yes! Can you fly this plane and land it? Robert Hayes. Shirley, you can't be serious. I am serious.

And don't call me Shirley. I've got to get out of here! I've got to get out of here! Don't get out of here! Don't get out of here! Don't get out of here! Don't get out of here!

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