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An Eye for an Eye (trailer, 1981)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1981 · 1 min · 204 words

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Then I came up after lying to powder today for a few cents at any drugstore. See what I'm surprised to get the first time you use it. We believe you'll never again return to ordinary, like the fetch away the cleaning you see.

White Lightning is back. The non-stop excitement that created a legend continues. Martial arts superstar, Chuck Norris, in an eye for an eye. It's a pure operation that I ever even imagined. Need protection. Your undercover operation was the best kept secret this narcotics viewer has ever had.

So tell me something, my friend. Where was the leak? We were set up. Linda was... very special to me. Very special. Our death was an execution. How do I defend, man, like you? I understand that since you've left the force, you no longer carry a weapon.

He is a weapon. Chuck Norris, at his biggest. In the combat I have witnessed, your phone has been imposted and crewed. Well, I get a little nervous when someone's trying to kill me. Chuck Norris at his baddest.

Chuck Norris in his most explosive film yet. Try me. White Lightning is back. Martial arts superstar Chuck Norris in an eye for an eye.

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