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The Redeemer (short)

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Come to the Class Reunion, but only if you have a craving for terror. For nothing is more terrifying than a party given by... The Redeemer. No, no, please, please. The Redeemer, no matter where you turn, he is there.

No matter how far you run, he will track you down. No matter how you scream, he will continue to gather the souls of those who have sinned with the hand that bears the mark of the son of Satan.

The face of terror is never more terrifying than when worn by the Redeemer. First, the Omen. Now, the Redeemer, rated R under 17 nutty-mitted without parent, a dimension pictures release.

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