Chickenman (commercial)

This is the chicken cave. Here in this man-made cavern deep within the earth, the wonderful white-winged warrior labors with the most advanced electronic machinery ever devised as part of his daily crusade against the forces of crime and or evil.

How that did it. Suddenly the feathered fighter plosces in his labor and places a phone call to the office of the police commissioner of Mittle and Sit. Hello, this is the commission of all. Yes. This is the wing warrior. Right. Well, it's gone. What's gone?

My foot. Your foot's gone. That's right. Where did it go? So does I saw that red light. I knew something was wrong. What's the problem? The red light was on and it was going beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

That was going beep, beep, beep, beep. The Asian converter. What is a chicken converter? Whatever that red light is on. It's going beep, beep, beep, beep. What is a chicken converter? That spells trouble. What is a chicken converter?

That's the big green machine across from the chicken analyzer. Yes, but what? Just to the left of the chicken missile launcher. Well, there goes the other foot. You mean you're walking feet? Yep. Where are they going?

They're going. Disappeared. You mean they vanished? Your feet? Desolved would be more correct. The chicken converter is doing that. No. What then? The chicken dissolver. Ms. Helfinger. What? You can now chalk off everything from the waist down.

Desolved. That's right. What should I do? Call the Chicken Desolver Repair Man. Where would I find? Find the yellow pages. Wow! Is this the end of the Langued Warriors career? Could be! Unless the Chicken Desolver Repair Man can bring him back to sight.