Cinderella (trailer)

A special announcement from the management of this theater. You are about... Once upon a time and days of your lived a box and lass about five foot four. She was clothed in hand-me-downs and rags that had never seen designer tags.

With a parrot for a friend, I've no worries since he'll see that they're the happy end. And I know the Prince will With your kind permission, madam. May I present these invitations to your daughters?

One fine day an invitation came. But alas, it didn't include her name. What much your name is? My name is Sinh Kaur. For a fairy godmother she made a wish. He entered with a sway and a swish.

I'll miss be your fairy godmother. I was told that my fairy godmother was, well, fair skin. As fair as we follow the season, I just came from a long vacation in Ireland, sat in the sun all day long. That's why I'm a little on the dark side.

You know what I mean? What's the matter? You've been crying. Tonight's a great ball at the palace. It's here to dirty and ugly. That's nothing but bad luck. I'm not alone. Cute. Oh, is that your magic wand?

They're about mama. That's some heavy shit. That's cool. Castle, she was the bell of the ball. Even to Prince Charming, so handsome and tall.

I get no kick from the pain. And though you may think I'm not one for a king, I once made it with a great dame. I don't care if the prince can come. My peepie's getting very hard.

They swirled and whirled and balled all night. Wow, he thought she's out of sight. That's in station? Oh, it's not! The kingdom has a snapper. At the stroke of midnight, she had to take ass.