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Black Christmas (trailer)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 5 min · 315 words
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What they do to men is a real motion picture that breaks all the rules Where nothing is sacred and anything goes The motion picture that enraged all America The motion picture that's backed by unpopular demand is coming to a theater near you Sister
No, no, no, no, no, all these guys look alike man Oh, man. Ah, guy, he's got a little bit more of a crazed look about him, you know? Face front. Jack M. Zelles, Black Chrises.
Two Janie from Santa. Who will be Santa's next victim? It's okay, Janie. The nurse is bringing you a sedative. You just relax and try to sleep now, huh? Here you go, Janie. Your parents will be here still.
and who will be there to stop the problem. I'm gonna get this cycle. You hold it right there. You have the right to remain silent. Wait, girl. I just heard on the radio that they spotted our man lurking around like Shert Drive.
Like Shert Drive? Oh. Well, sneeze back. I'm gonna let you go just warning this time. Don't let it happen again. Let's go. Why don't you say hello to my blue steel? Steve, you're just super cute.
Violence. Oh my god the phone's dead. So my... Rock'n'roll. Boring action.
Christmas introduces newcomers to the big screen while being Wexler as Jamie. Yes.
Jolene Lutz in her unforgettable portrayal as Shari. No. No, I'm all right. Michael Wexler as the weirdo Boy Frag. Billy, what are you doing? Just trying to get you interested. Oh, come on. Janie, I really think you're pretty special.
Oh, please. You know, if you don't use it, you're going to dry up. Oh, sick. Ralph Flores as crazy Chris Cringo. Oh, ho, ho. Jack M. Zell's Black Crisis. Band in Boston, denounced in Detroit, and picketed in Peoria.
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