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Bloody Mary (short)

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Out of stidgy and darkness, a voice calls. Mary! And a beautiful young girl is programmed to murder. Mary, Mary. Bloody Mary. A claw-like hand reaches out. Agh! Mary, Mary, bloody Mary, why must your lovers die?

Bring your drink with you. Beware this enticing beauty. We drink together. Do everything together. She's a bloodthirsty beast. Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary, must all your lovers die. Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary will turn your blood to ice.

Rated R, under 17, not admitted without parent.

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