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Suppose They Gave a War (radio spot, 1970)
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1970 · 1 min · 175 words
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The war By itself is not enough even dogs fell back what has a different meaning and war means war But suppose they gave a war Nobody came The army a mother for every mother's son Hey, we're gonna save them, shave them, give them a haircut and that's big, loud, too!
Line up, huh, now! Colonel's turning, the chef's is there! Keith Bryan, Borgonine, I'm the dumpster, little bumpster, I'm the dumpster! Suppose they gave a war and nobody came! In color, from ABC Pictures, rated GP, all ages, parental guidance, maybe it must remove their hats!
BANG! BANG! See, sir? Suppose they gave a war and nobody came! A movie that a melted chocolate bar. Suppose they gave a war and nobody came. Hm. Yay! The army. A mother. For every mother's son.
Suppose they gave a war and nobody came. In color. Rated GP. All ages. Coronzo guidance. Ladies, muscle movements. They're hats. Supposed they gave a war and nobody came. I'm moving that on melted she won't be.
She's a lady.
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