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Appeal Campaign (commercial, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 111 words

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There's something strangely appealing about you. I guess it's your callist disregard for human rights Your savage instinct your chauvinism your inability to treat women as equals Yeah, I'm quite a catch Who is he a menace?

These two fire warning shot the jay waters. It's ledges irresponsible Undependable Rational and dangerous rumor has this man Talk to a gun I What's my chammer? Look like you and me are the only sane ones here.

That's right, amigo. What have I done to you? I am now. Samurai. I'm quite a dude. Wow! Oops. All the other cops are... ...warses. Except me. Sledgehammer, weeknight at seven. It's the summer of 39.

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