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KFC (commercial, 1986)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1986 · 80 words

The transcript of “KFC (commercial, 1986)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1986. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Why you bother me, boy? Are you crazy? I'm a chicken hook and you're a chicken. Are you coming quietly or do I have to mush it up? You're going at it all wrong, son. You gotta go to Kentucky-Frock Chicken if you wanna catch America's favorite chicken.

It's a great place to get a great meat. No one makes ten-the-juicy chicken like the Colonel. It's finger-micking good. Here, son, let me give you a lift. Ha-ha-ha! Mr. Chicken, guys!

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