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British Telecom commercial
Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 107 words
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Anthony? Oh congratulations on your exam results. Grandma, I failed. You failed? What do you mean you failed? I mean I failed. Maths, English, physics, geography, German, woodwork art. I failed. You didn't pass anything? Pottery. Pottery? Very useful.
Anthony, people will always need plates. Anything else? And sociology. And ology? It gets a knowledge and it says it's failed. You get a analogy, you're a scientist! Whether it's well done or hard luck, a phone call says a lot.
And those brilliant boys, the teachers who are wrong, you know, they can't mark. A lot of them can't see. British Telecom, it's you the answer to.
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