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Doritos commercial

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 93 words

The transcript of “Doritos commercial”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1989. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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who can write have been. For example, one little fellow writes in Dear Jay, what do I do when I run into Doritos? Well, you could spend your own money, yeah, right. Or you could take advantage of those writing skills by leaving a note like this.

Dear his mother, please purchase some nacho cheese Doritos tortilla chips at your discretion sign your loving children. So if you're running low on Doritos, get a pen, a piece of paper, and a major home of clients, and crunch all you want. We'll make more.

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