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Kenmore Appliances (commercial, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 79 words

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It's a very very very fine house. In over half the homes in America, people rely on Kenmore appliances. No other brand can outsparkle, outfluff, or out satisfy a Kenmore. So you don't have to go far to find the best.

Come over to our house. Kenmore, in one out of two homes in America and exclusively at Sears. If you think I look good in this van here, then you should see Jeopardy. After all, it's his shirt.

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